Monday, June 20, 2005

**MOJO** - Come-uppance Day 2

The Boston Red Sox are a colorful bunch, and aren’t really known as the type of guys to get along with the blue bloods of the upper class. They like riding motorcycles, wearing their hair long and living on a steady diet of corn chips and beer. Just the type of guys who wouldn’t be welcome at Bushwood Country Club, and certainly not welcome to rub elbows with Judge Smalls while out on the golf course.



Don’t be surprised to see some gopher trails under Jacob’s Field. So be looking for the Sox to explode today, and enjoy the sweet, rich feeling that comes with knocking your social betters down a peg, even if it’s by living vicariously through a 25 year old movie.




It’s Caddyshack come-uppance mojo today, participate by yelling “Noonan!” every time CC Sabathia goes into his wind up.

CC: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milk shake...
Eric Wedge: You'll get nothing, and like it!

1 Comments:

Anonymous empyreal said...

Looking at C.C., I would say that he got all of the things he ordered.

C.C., pick a bad guitar, and-a-talk to me, yeah!

(This is really long, but I found these CC Music Factory lyrics and could not condense their brilliance to a single verse. I therefore present: "Gonna Make You Sweat.")

Everybody dance now!
Everybody dance now!
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh
Everybody dance now!
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh
Everybody
{Rap} Here is the dome, back with the place
The jam is live and the best
And I don't waste time
On the mic if it don't rhyme
Jump to the rhythm, jump
Jump to the rhythm, jump
And I'm here to provide beats deliberate
To make you shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys, grab a girl don't wait, make a twirl
It's your world and I'm tapin' squirrel
Tryin' to get a nut to move your butt
Move the dance floor till your butt's up
Hands in the air come on say Yeah!
Everybody over here, everybody over there
The crowd is live enough to soothe this cool
Party people in the house
Move!
Bet you right
Move!
Work me all night
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, Sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Everybody dance now!
Tu dup du dup
Tu... tu... tu dup du dup
Tu... tu... tu dup du dup
Tu dup du dup
Tu dup du dup tup tup tup
Tu dup du dup
Tu... tu... tu dup du dup
Tu... tu... tu dup du dup tup tup tup
Tu dup du dup tup tup tup
Tu dup du dup
Tu dup du dup
Tu dup du dup, tu dup du dup
Tu dup du dup tup tup tu dup tu dup
Tu dup du dup tup tup
Tu dup tu dup tu dup tu dup
Tu dup tup tup tup
Tup dup tu dup tup tu tup tah
Everybody dance now!
Tu dup du dup tup tup tu dup
Tu dup tu dup tu dup
Tu dup tup tup tu dup
Tup dup tu dup tup tu tup dup tu dup tu dup
Tup dup tu dup tup
Tu dup tu dup tup tu dup tah
Everybody dance now!
{Rap} Pause take a breath and go for yours
On my command now hit the dance floor
It's gonna make you sweat till you bleed
Is that dope enough indeed
I paid the price to control the dice
I'm more precise to the point I'm nice
Let the music take control of your heart and soul
Unfold your body is free and behold
Dance till you can't dance
Till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get raw
Then come back and upside down easy now
Let me see you move!
Bet you right
Move!
Work me all night
'Cause music is my mind
Everybody dance now!
Everybody dance now!
Everybody dance now!
Everybody
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, Sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Tu dup du dup tup tup tu dup
Tu dup tu dup tu dup
Tu dup tup tup tup
Tup dup tu dup tup tu tup tah

5:30 PM, June 20, 2005  

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